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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 03:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

So they tried

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the STAR interview method?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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